i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers
what about 1982
Perfect choice of wording and explanation.
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number
This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.
there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"